Sex in the Dark

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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they
made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She
>figures she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while
>they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned
>on the lights. She looked down. and saw her husband was holding a
>battery-operated leisure device...a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger
>than a real one.
>
>She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him,
>"how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain
>yourself!"
>
>The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain
>the toy . . . you explain the kids."