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> LAST WEEK WAS MY BIRTHDAY AND I DIDN'T FEEL VERY
> > WELL
> >
> > WAKING UP THAT MORNING. I WENT DOWNSTAIRS FOR
> >
> > BREAKFAST HOPING MY WIFE WOULD BE PLEASANT AND SAY,
> >
> > "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!", AND POSSIBLY HAVE A PRESENT FOR
> > ME.
> >
> > AS IT TURNED OUT, SHE BARELY SAID GOOD MORNING, LET
> >
> > ALONE "HAPPY BIRTHDAY."
> >
> >
> >
> > I THOUGHT... WELL, THAT'S MARRIAGE FOR YOU, BUT THE
> >
> > KIDS WILL REMEMBER. MY KIDS CAME INTO BREAKFAST AND
> >
> > DIDN'T SAY A WORD.
> >
> >
> >
> > SO WHEN I LEFT FOR THE OFFICE, I WAS FEELING PRETTY
> >
> > LOW AND SOMEWHAT DESPONDENT.
> >
> >
> >
> > AS I WALKED INTO MY OFFICE, MY SECRETARY JANE SAID,
> >
> > "GOOD MORNING, BOSS, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" IT FELT A
> > LITTLE
> >
> > BETTER THAT AT LEAST SOMEONE HAD REMEMBERED. I
> > WORKED
> >
> > UNTIL ONE O'CLOCK AND THEN JANE KNOCKED ON MY DOOR
> > AND
> >
> > SAID, "YOU KNOW, IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY OUTSIDE,
> >
> > AND IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY, LET'S GO OUT TO LUNCH, JUST
> >
> > YOU AND ME."
> >
> >
> >
> > I SAID, "THANKS JANE, THAT'S THE GREATEST THING
> > I'VE
> >
> > HEARD ALL DAY.
> >
> >
> >
> > LET'S GO!" WE WENT TO LUNCH. BUT WE DIDN'T GO WHERE
> > WE
> >
> > NORMALLY WOULD GO.
> >
> >
> >
> > WE DINED INSTEAD AT A LITTLE PLACE WITH A PRIVATE
> >
> > TABLE. WE HAD TWO MARTINIS EACH AND I ENJOYED THE
> > MEAL
> >
> > TREMENDOUSLY
> >
> >
> >
> > ON THE WAY BACK TO THE OFFICE, JANE SAID, "YOU
> > KNOW,
> >
> > IT'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL DAY... WE DON'T NEED TO GO
> > BACK
> >
> > TO THE OFFICE, DO WE?"
> >
> >
> >
> > I RESPONDED, "I GUESS NOT. WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN
> > MIND?"
> >
> >
> >
> > SHE SAID, "LET'S GO TO MY APARTMENT."
> >
> >
> >
> > AFTER ARRIVING AT HER APARTMENT JANE TURNED TO ME
> > AND
> >
> > SAID, "BOSS, IF YOU DON'T MIND, I'M GOING TO STEP
> > INTO
> >
> > THE BEDROOM FOR A MOMENT. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK."
> >
> >
> >
> > "OK." I NERVOUSLY REPLIED.
> >
> >
> >
> > SHE WENT INTO THE BEDROOM AND, AFTER A COUPLE OF
> >
> > MINUTES, SHE CAME OUT CARRYING A HUGE BIRTHDAY
> > CAKE...
> >
> > FOLLOWED BY MY WIFE, KIDS, AND DOZENS OF MY FRIENDS
> >
> > AND CO-WORKERS, ALL SINGING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY".
> >
> >
> >
> > AND I JUST SAT THERE...
> >
> >
> >
> > ON THE COUCH...
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > NAKED.
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Heh heh, good one.........
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Ha ha..He thought he was gonna get him some :ARSCH:
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